Articles of clothing that should not be seen around the office. Spring 2006 Version
As the warm weather descends upon us and less clothing is worn I believe that an Office Attire Etiquette list should be started:
- Tank tops (aka wife beaters, camisoles) should NOT be worn at the office.
- Skin tight ,white pants with VISIBLE panty lines showing your PINK underwear should NOT be worn at the office.
- Sandals that are too small and therefore your toes hang over the front should NOT be worn at the office.
- Mini skirts so short that I can see your ass cheeks as you walk down the hall should NOT be worn at the office.
- See-through tops should NOT be worn at the office.
- Bathing suits should NOT be worn at the office.
- Shorts should NOT be worn at the office.
- Midriff baring shirts should NOT be worn at the office. I don’t want to see a) your fat and b) your belly button ring pierced thru your fat.
- Baseball, straw or any other type of hat should NOT be worn at the office.
Do you have any that you’d like to add? Please post them in the comments.
- Tank tops (aka wife beaters, camisoles) should NOT be worn at the office.
- Skin tight ,white pants with VISIBLE panty lines showing your PINK underwear should NOT be worn at the office.
- Sandals that are too small and therefore your toes hang over the front should NOT be worn at the office.
- Mini skirts so short that I can see your ass cheeks as you walk down the hall should NOT be worn at the office.
- See-through tops should NOT be worn at the office.
- Bathing suits should NOT be worn at the office.
- Shorts should NOT be worn at the office.
- Midriff baring shirts should NOT be worn at the office. I don’t want to see a) your fat and b) your belly button ring pierced thru your fat.
- Baseball, straw or any other type of hat should NOT be worn at the office.
Do you have any that you’d like to add? Please post them in the comments.
posted by E at
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
2 Comments:
I guess you can't wear your orange spaghetti strap tank top to work either.
Your list pretty much covers everything.
Lace! or those see through tops!
add low cut tops to the list!
swishy sweatpants!
flip flops sandals
and daisy dukes!
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