So you know when...

So you know when you look at your watch and it says 3:15 and you get all excited but then you look down again and it seems you misread your watch because it’s only 2:15 and the day is dragging by and the fact that it is a holiday for most other people and the sister company that you steal office space is closed but you never thought to ask last week so when you showed up this morning and it was all dark and eerie and you had to scan your key card thingy eighty times just to get to your desk and you even had to scan it to go to the bathroom because apparently you work in Fort Knox but had you even thought for one minute about that fact maybe you would have just worked from home because in addition to YOUR company actually being open sleeping in would have been heavenly because you went and heard David Sedaris the night before and it was AWESOME but you got home late but the alarm didn’t care and woke you up at 5:30 anyway and when you think of that missed opportunity to actually sleep in until 6:30 or, gasp, 7 you get even more pissed? Yeah, me too.