Reason #3,457…

why it would be nice to be rich. As I sit here breaking in a cute, new pair of shoes and trying not to get blisters too badly it reminds me of an article I read in which Madonna said that she hired an Assistant with the exact same sized feet as her. She has this Assistant break in new pairs of shoes for her. Yeah, that would be nice. And having an Assistant wouldn’t be so bad either. I could totally use another cup of coffee and I am just too damned lazy to get up and get it.