Thursday, June 14, 2007

So you know when (OR, the alternate title: THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY REASONS I WILL NEVER HAVE A CHILD)…..

So you know when your next door neighbor has her perfect baby girl and her husband can not get out of work and can’t bring her home from the hospital so YOU have to be the one to drive their car over to get her and they ask you to please bring the baby seat thing from the back of their car into the hospital with you but they neglect to tell you, the woman who doesn’t even know which end of a baby is up, how the hell the stupid F******* contraption comes apart from the base in the back seat and you sit in the hospital parking lot practically in tears because it just does not seem to come apart just to look up and notice that uh, you’re an IDIOT and have been trying to pull apart their TODDLER’S car seat which doesn’t actually come apart so you look around to make sure no one has actually witnessed your stupidity and you walk calmly over to the other side of the car, where the baby seat is located, open the door, see the red eject button or whatever it’s called right in plain sight, push it and the car seat pops right out? Yeah, me too.

2 Comments:

Blogger Catizhere said...

At least the detachable thingy detached from the doo-hickey.

One time, I had to pee sooooo bad that I barely had the car in "Park"
before I was out the door.

When I came downstairs, the whole carseat was in the living room.

Joe couldn't figure out how to detach the carrier from the base, so he just unbuckled the whole thing & carried it in the house with Will in it, sound asleep.

June 14, 2007 2:23 PM  
Blogger bg's Little Sis said...

my first two kids they didn't have those detach carrier's with the bases...I had an old school one that you strapped in each time, with the baby we had one, and i swear I had such a hard time getting her in and out for the first few months! You're a great friend for doing it!

June 15, 2007 10:59 AM  

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