It's over. It's a fact. Accept it.

You know what people on H_____ Lane? It’s time. It’s three days before the official start of Spring. We’re in March already, it’s St. Patrick’s Day for Christ’s sake. You are driving with your windows down, all the daffodils are blooming in your yard and you aren’t wearing a coat to work. Don’t you think enough is enough? I know you’re attached, I know you probably don’t even notice it anymore but we all do.

For God’s sake, take down the damn Christmas wreath with the big, red bow on your FRONT door.

Thank you.