Things that should be outlawed

Using nail clippers to cut one’s fingernails IN.THE.OFFICE. What the fuck, people? It’s a Monday, couldn’t you have done that over the weekend? In the privacy of your own home? Why the office? And what’s EVEN WORSE, you work in a cubicle and so it’s not like you are behind a closed office door. Oh no, you are clipping away to the extreme, cringing discomfort of those who sit in a 25 foot radius around you. Here’s an even better question: how many fingers do you really have because you have been clipping away for about five minutes! Please tell me you aren’t doing your toes now……