Exposing oneself to thy neighbors

So, you know when you have plans to participate in the First Annual Neighborhood Mini Golf Tournament and you all congregate at 6:30 to decide whether the ominous clouds hanging overhead really will open up when you get to the mini golf place or not but you all go anyway because, hey, why not! and when you get there and get your balls and METAL clubs you go out on the course and at the first hole the heavens open up and you are soaked all the way thru but you keep playing anyway because really, what’s all that lightening and thunder and pouring raining REALLY going to do to you, and you’re already soaked to the bone, I mean you don’t melt, so you all keep playing and by the 4th hole you look like you jumped into a swimming pool with your clothes on and you all come to the conclusion that, I don’t know, maybe playing mini golf outside in the middle of a horrible thunder and lightening storm while carrying LIGHTENING RODS might not be the brightest idea? Yeah, and you know how white shirts aren’t exactly the best fashion choice while standing in the rain? Well, it seems that matching it with those really light weight, baby blue capri pants that APPARENTLY become see-thru when wet might not be such a good idea either.