Thursday, July 27, 2006

SPAM mail subject line of the week

Kind of a bad title since I haven't posted one of these in MONTHS but whatever....

“Your future, orange marmalade”

Huh? I don’t get it so of course I opened it and probably infected my computer with some virus but while I wait for my computer to spontaneously combust I see that they’re trying to sell me Cialis. After reading this:

"Even if you have no erectin problems SOFT CIACLIS would help you to make BETTER SEYX MORE OFTEN! and to bring unimagnable plesure to her. Just disolve half a pil under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes. The tests showed that the majority of men after taking this medic ation were able to have PERFECT ERAECTION during 36 hours!VISIT US, AND GET OUR SPECIAL 70% DISCVOUNT OFER!"

Who wouldn’t want to get some?!? Forget the 70% off (we know I'm a sucker for a bargain) the spelling alone gets me hot and bothered. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to have a cigarette.


Anonymous melissa b. said...

How do you spell "marmalade" and "orange" correctly but get "sex" wrong?

July 27, 2006 3:46 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

I get all kinds of spam for viagra...

they never misspell anything.

July 28, 2006 11:21 AM  
Blogger E said...

What I have noticed is that all the SPAM is directed, essentially, to men. Where are the boob enlargers because I would TOTALLY buy some of that!!!

July 28, 2006 12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where are the 70% off tummy tucks, that would help many a married couple with children I think!

July 28, 2006 3:05 PM  

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