Beauty Tip #376
Ladies (transvestites, transgender and experimental boys), did you forget to apply your blusher today? No worries! If you’re looking for that rosy glow just walk a half mile in 16 degree temperatures with a driving wind! No need for blusher now, you have windburn! And it will last for hours too. Your eye make-up may run as tears stream down your face and you may need to powder your nose again once you remove the frozen snot that has dripped out of it BUT you won’t need to apply blusher!
posted by E at
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
2 Comments:
You are funny. I think I'll stick with my blush, dahling, but thankyou. :D
my so-called waterproof mascara was smeared all over my eyelids from squinting against the bitter cold wind.
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