Bathroom Etiquette #5
In honor of this being my 100th post, I find it appropriate that this be a Bathroom Etiquette Post:
If you feel that you must carry your can of AquaNet hairspray into the Ladies room to tease your hair up to impossible heights, please be aware of the woman coming out of the stall behind you as you spray your ozone depleting hairspray backwards.
I do not want to inhale the fumes of your liquid hair glue and find it unbelievably rude that you are not aware, or are blinded by the spray, and can’t see in the mirror someone coming out of the stall behind you. Of course being blind would explain not being able to see that your hair looks like Joan Cusack’s in Working Girl.
If you feel that you must carry your can of AquaNet hairspray into the Ladies room to tease your hair up to impossible heights, please be aware of the woman coming out of the stall behind you as you spray your ozone depleting hairspray backwards.
I do not want to inhale the fumes of your liquid hair glue and find it unbelievably rude that you are not aware, or are blinded by the spray, and can’t see in the mirror someone coming out of the stall behind you. Of course being blind would explain not being able to see that your hair looks like Joan Cusack’s in Working Girl.
posted by E at
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
1 Comments:
You could carry a bic lighter with you and while you're in the stall if you hear the tell tale HHHSSSSSS of hairspray (in case the overwhelming....aroma of AquaNet didn't tip you off)
Flick your bic as you open the door and enjoy the pyrotechnics!!!
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