Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Advice from E

Things you shouldn’t say out loud in public: “Oh God my ass hurts” – you’re probably the only one who knows it’s from a long and torturous gym work out overseen by Mr. Zinfandel.

And when a guy says to you, “Hey, let’s try this, I saw it in a magazine!” don’t do it. No matter what magazine he saw it in. Mr. Zinfandel is looking for new ways in magazines to torture me at the gym. That’s what made my ass hurt. And thighs. And calves. And hamstrings. And some other muscles I never knew I had in the lower half of my body. Bastard.

And finally, don't think that going to the gym guarantees weight loss. Even if you work out really hard. I'm gaining weight. Of course it could be because I come home and am STARVING so I eat the entire contents of my fridge... then restock it... then do it all over again the next day... stupid "getting in shape" resolution...

Monday, February 05, 2007

Loved it

I love the Superbowl. For a couple of reasons. One it's the second most gluttonous holiday (Thanksgiving is #1) and two, I, along with the rest of the world, love the commercials. And this year I did have a favorite. Some were REALLY funny! Some, not so much. I'm almost embarrassed of my favorite but it made me laugh so hard and the guy deserves MUCH credit for doing it (or his publicist for telling him it was a good idea). Yup, that's right, I'm going to admit it. I think the Nationwide Kevin Federline commercial was AWESOME. HYSTERICAL. LOVED IT.
Watch it here.